• someone: you look pretty today
• me: happy birthday

Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your head

(Source: 7bottles, via saranghaeyos)

• Me: sees great post
• Me: keeps scrolling
• Me: feels guilty
• Me: scrolls back up and reblogs

growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot

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silenthill:

people who say “u mad bro” think they’ve just made the greatest comeback ever and even when you try to explain that that’s just stupid they just say “u mad bro?” again and think they’re winning, it reminds me of flies hitting the glass a thousand times but still don’t get that they can’t go through, dumb fucks

(via saranghaeyos)

how to tell if im dead

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i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)

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• me: this would look so much better on me if i were attractive

jankyass:

if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.

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• me: omg did i reply too fast
• me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them